So... my first blog, Iv'e been sitting here for a good fifteen minutes watching the cursor flicker at me impatiently. Im scrambling through my thoughts and trying to find something entertaining and witty. But instead have decided to say eff it, this is my blog, and i'll write whatever the hell I want. Excuse my short temper but I was up rather late last night with a baby that seems to really dislike sleep! The constant crying is enough to make anyone more then a little shirty! And not to mention the fact that I was pooped on and spewed on this morning and all before 8am!
Now don't get me wrong, I love my son with all my heart, but must I really be his EVERYTHING!? Surely he could poop somewhere else!
As I made breakfast this morning I realised I had once again neglected the shopping and we were out of pretty much everything that I woke up feeling like. Milo, Milk, Nutella, Nutrigrain, All out! So instead i resorted to making two peice of crusty toast (you know those last two pieces that everyone refuses to eat) with Vegemite. While im buttering the bread, out of nowhere a cockroach pops up from behind the oven and runs right across those two last pieces of bread! Needless to say a few F's, and B's came flying out of my ladylike mouth! I ended up drinking a glass of water and eating a 3 day old muffin for breakfast.
What a splendid freaking morning!!
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